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"So in this book, the murder victim was on the phone to someone, and in the background was a HONK. And now I cannot shake the belief that Gamzee was the culprit."
"Holy shit this book. So the characters are driving up to this ~spoooooky~ house, right. And the narration is all 'dayum, this house sure is spooooooooky! It's a mansion but it looks spooky like a castle!' And then, as they drive up to it, it literally gets silhouetted by a literal bolt of random lightning. I am not making this up. And the book is dead serious and not even a year old. I love this book so much."
"We just had another spoooky bolt of lightning silhouetting the spooooooky house. Just in case the first instance wasn't spooooooooky enough. The lightning rod is in for a rough chapter."
"The best part is that Helen's being tracked down decades after the fact, yet all the witnesses still remember some random lady. A vital clue is that she once went to a random cafe and drank an egg cream. Luckily the waitress remembered her perfectly! DECADES LATER."
"I like how the quote "typical teenage girl" talks the same way as the old-as-balls distinguished FBI agent."
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"So in this book, the murder victim was on the phone to someone, and in the background was a HONK. And now I cannot shake the belief that Gamzee was the culprit."
"Holy shit this book. So the characters are driving up to this ~spoooooky~ house, right. And the narration is all 'dayum, this house sure is spooooooooky! It's a mansion but it looks spooky like a castle!' And then, as they drive up to it, it literally gets silhouetted by a literal bolt of random lightning. I am not making this up. And the book is dead serious and not even a year old. I love this book so much."
"We just had another spoooky bolt of lightning silhouetting the spooooooky house. Just in case the first instance wasn't spooooooooky enough. The lightning rod is in for a rough chapter."
"The best part is that Helen's being tracked down decades after the fact, yet all the witnesses still remember some random lady. A vital clue is that she once went to a random cafe and drank an egg cream. Luckily the waitress remembered her perfectly! DECADES LATER."
"I like how the quote "typical teenage girl" talks the same way as the old-as-balls distinguished FBI agent."
"No. Bullets do not work that way. NO."
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